“Grey” Recap Archive

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Some of the Best Quotes from the First 35 Pages of “Grey”

All the Worst Parts: Chapter 2 of EL James’s “Grey”

Casual Racism and Retail Hell: Chapter 3 of EL James’s “Grey”

Expensive Books and the Stench of Poverty: Chapter 4 of EL James’s “Grey”

Rapist to the Rescue: Chapter 5 of EL James’s “Grey”

Gaslighting and Anal Ginger Root: Chapter 6 of EL James’s “Grey”

Erotic Lip Biting and Demon Weed: Chapter 6.2 of EL James’s “Grey”

Solar-Powered Africa and Sexy Sex Baths: Chapter 7 of EL James’s “Grey”

Sweaty Foot Sex and Gollum’s Revenge: Chapter 8 of EL James’s “Grey”

Sexy Contracts and Demon Spawn: Chapter 9 of EL James’s “Grey”

Please Don’t Have Sex in a Restaurant: Chapter 10 of EL James’s “Grey”

Furry Cheese and Sexy Graduation: Chapter 11 of EL James’s “Grey”

Please Don’t Have Sex on a Car: Chapter 11.2 of EL James’s “Grey”

All Hail the Moneydick of Pain: Chapter 12 of EL James’s “Grey”

Fried Chicken and Demon Snow Globes: Chapter 13 of EL James’s “Grey”

Gynaecology in Narnia: Chapter 14 of EL James’s “Grey”

Nothing Comes Between Christian and His DJs: Chapter 14.2 of EL James’s “Grey”

Beef Wellington and Boathouse Rape: Chapter 14.3 of EL James’s “Grey”

Christian Grey and the Chamber of Apples: Chapter 15 of EL James’s “Grey”

Eggs, Bacon, Grits, and Rape Threats: Chapter 15.2 of EL James’s “Grey”

The Mile High Club and SHOUTY CAPITALS: Chapter 16 of EL James’s “Grey”

Fried Green Cosmos and Accidental Stalkers: Chapter 17 of EL James’s “Grey”

Yes, It’s the Tampon Scene: Chapter 17.2 of EL James’s “Grey”

Flying is a Sex Metaphor, and Other Lazy Cliches: Chapter 18 of EL James’s “Grey”

Please Do Not Have Sex at IHOP: Chapter 18.2 of EL James’s “Grey”

Suicide Is So Inconvenient for Lord Moneydick: Chapter 18.3 of EL James’s “Grey”

EL James Should Be Deeply Ashamed of Herself, and Other Basic Truths: Chapter 19 of EL James’s “Grey”

No One Hits Like Gaston: Chapter 19.2 of EL James’s “Grey”

The Spankening, Part One: Chapter 20 of EL James’s “Grey”

Christian Builds a Glider Like a Big Boy: Chapter 20.2 of EL James’s “Grey”

Christian the Tragic Spank-Happy Hamlet: Chapter 21 of EL James’s “Grey”

The Grammar Wizard: Chapter 22 of EL James’s “Grey”

Schlock Therapy and Liquid Dreams: Chapter 23 of EL James’s “Grey”

Christian Grey Hates Condoms, Loves Condiments: Chapter 24 of EL James’s “Grey”

An iPad is Forever: Chapter 25 of EL James’s “Grey”